How to Be…Doggy Style-Day 7 (the end)

by Lindsay Timmington

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MOM AND DAD.

IT’S YOUR DOG. POE.

TODAY IS THE DAY CALLED “ALL GOOD THINGS MUST END” AND THAT IS MEANING THAT YOU ARE COMING TO GET ME AND THAT IS GOOD BUT WHO WILL LICK SISTER WIFE’S MOUTH AFTER SHE EATS AND SMELL MY TOOTS WHEN I LEAVE AND THAT IS A THING OF ETERNAL SADNESS.

IN OTHER NEWS SISTER WIFE AND I CELEBRATED OUR LOVE BY RIPPING MONKEY’S HEAD OFF.

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THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY EVEN TRUE THOUGH BECAUSE MONKEY’S HEAD DID NOT COME ALL THE WAY OFF IT’S ACTUALLY JUST DANGLING AND THAT IS CALLED “CRITICAL CONDITION” AND NOT THAT BAD.

ALSO MONKEY’S NOISEMAKER WAS NOT EVEN DAMAGED BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT CUTE THING IS NOT EVEN AS TASTY AS YOU THINK IT WOULD BE AND THAT IS WHAT WE CALL DISAPPOINTMENT.

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SEE HOW SAD SISTER WIFE AND I ARE. THIS IS A THING OF SHAKESPEARAN TRAGEDY.

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT I AM ACTUALLY A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HOW SISTER WIFE AND AUNTY LADY WILL LIVE WITHOUT ME. I HAVE BEEN BEING SUCH A GOOD BROTHER HUSBAND AND FRIEND AND NIPPER OF AUNTY LADY’S FAT. THERE WILL BE SO MUCH MISSING ME IN THS PLACE. WOE IS ME. POE IS ME.THE END.

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POE + FABLE = FUREVER

I LOVE YOU.

YOUR DOG.

E.A.

POE.

 

 

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