How to Be…Doggy Style – Day 6

by Lindsay Timmington

MOM AND DAD.

IT’S YOUR DOG. POE.

TODAY IS A DAY OF REMARKABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND JOYOUS PROCLAMATIONS. TODAY I DID A THING OF SO GREAT THAT EVEN THOUGH SISTER WIFE DID A LITTLE OF THE HELPING IT WAS ACTUALLY MOSTLY ME. TODAY I DID A THING OF SO GREAT THAT AUNTY LADY EVEN TOOK SO MANY PICTURES THAT I KNEW MY GREAT THING OF DOING WAS REALLY VERY REMARKABLE AND CELEBRATED.


 

 TODAY I FREED ALL OF THE TOYS FROM THEIR HOME IN THE BASKET.

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THOSE TOYS WERE TRAPPED IN THERE SO BAD AND DID YOU EVEN KNOW WE EVEN FREED THEM ALL AND SOME OF THOSE GUYS WEREN’T EVEN GRATEFUL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE DOING AND A COUPLE OF THEM GOT WHAT IS CALLED OUT OF HAND SO SISTER WIFE AND I FIXED THEM REAL GOOD.

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THIS PHOTO IS CALLED VICTORY.

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ARE YOU EVEN SEEING HOW MUCH SISTER WIFE LOVES ME HERE.

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THIS IS THE PHOTO OF SISTER WIFE AND ME DANCING IN CELEBRATION.DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT RIGHT AFTER THIS SISTER WIFE PUT HER HEAD IN MY MOUTH. SHE IS DELICIOUS.

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THIS IS THE PHOTO BEING CALLED SISTER WIFE ACTUALLY GOT KIND OF LAZY EVEN THOUGH I WAS STILL WORKING VERY QUITE HARD.

DID YOU KNOW THAT ALSO TODAY THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAPPENED THAT ARE VERY IMPORTANT BUT NOT COMPARED TO HOW GOOD WE WERE AT FREEDOM FIGHTING FOR TOYS.  SISTER WIFE AND I CUDDLED IN THE BATHROOM WHILE AUNTY LADY WAS GROOMING HERSELF IN THE WATER PLACE AND I LICKED THE BEAUTIFUL RAINDROPS FROM THE SIDES OF THE WATER PLACE AND DO YOU EVEN KNOW TODAY THAT THERE WAS SOME HAIR IN THERE AND I THOUGHT I’D GIVE IT A LITTLE TRY AND I HAVE TO SAY IT WAS DELIGHTFUL. AUNTY LADY YELLED “DUCK” SO THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO GOOD OF ME AND I AM THINKING SHE WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I LEAVE.

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN STUFFING LOVES TOYS.

YOUR DOG.

E.A

POE

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