How to Be…Doggy Style (An Introduction)

by Lindsay Timmington

I currently live in a 500 square foot New York City apartment with two elderly cats and a three-year old dog named Fable.

(Ohhhh…THIS is why I don’t have a boyfriend.)

For the past two days, my brood and I have been hosting our extended family member, Poe, a fifty-some pound puppy who belongs to my dearest friends Mi and Ry. Poe and Fable, or “Sister Wife and Brother Husband” as they are better known, are the very best of friends and within the past 48 hours, THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER MY APARTMENT.

Because I understand how hard it is to be away from our four-legged lovies, I’ve encouraged Poe to write daily emails to his humans to fill them in on how he’s been spending his days. I’ve since been encouraged to share these emails on this blog, so ladies and gentlemen, what follows will be the semi-detailed chronicling of 7 days spent with 1 dog, 1 puppy and 2 geriatric cats in a tiny apartment in Queens.

Send help.

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 1

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 2

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 3

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 4

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 5

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 6

How to Be…Doggy Style Day 7

 

Intro-EA&F

 

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